Digital illustration by Matt Mayer
Remember when I got super annoyed and ranted about Michael Bay and his takeover to remake TMNT? And he wanted them to be ALIENS?!
Well I guess he got tired of fans flipping out. According to buzzfeed, he’s taking back what he said. WHEN IS IT GOING TO COME OUT. I AM READY.
And it better be awesome. No Megan Fox and her toe thumbs please.
No. No. No. No. Michael Bay, what are you doing? Ok, I know, he told us to take a chill pill and wait, but I am so tired of all these remakes… (even though I thought 21 Jump Street and A-Team were effing hilarious) and changing stuff up. In case you are too lazy to read the article, Mr.Transformers himself is redoing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I was super excited, right? Because I’ve worn out all my live action movie dvds. Until I found out that they will no longer be mutants…but aliens? *Insert Tears* Obviously this isn’t going to stop me from watching it. But I will be extremely upset if they are the same turtles we all know and love.
I will get Raphael on your ass.
“Michael Bay is a fuck up. You can quote me on that.” my best friend Goose.
***Love the picture? Vitya found it in a bathroom in brooklyn.